Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Â Maria, go to the map and find Â North America .
MARIA: Â Â Â Â Here it is.
TEACHER: Â Correct. Now class, who discovered Â America ?
CLASS: Â Â Â Â Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: Â Â Â Â Â You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: Â Â Â Â K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: Â No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Â Â Â Â Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: Â Â H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: Â What are you talking about?
DONALD: Â Â Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Â Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Â Â Â Me!
TEACHER: Â Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Â Â Â Â Â Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Â Â Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: Â Â Â Â Â I is..
TEACHER: Â Â No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: Â Â Â Â Â All right… Â ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: Â George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.. Â Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Â Â Â Â Â Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: Â Â Â Â No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Â Â Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: Â Â Â No, sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Â Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: Â A teacher
Kids Are Quick